We have ways of making you talk and bribes too.

The lucky git person who submits the Editor's favourite written piece will win a Canon MP 390 all-in-one printer worth $549. It scans, prints, faxes and copies. Hell it will probably write your assignments if you speak nicely to it.

If words aren't your strong point, submit a photo or cartoon instead. The Editor will give one lucky winner a free Vodafone Sharp GX15 mobile phone worth $499. There'll be one given away every week - that's six in total (calculation done for the benefit of humanities students).

For you "Apprentice" wannabes tell us how you would spend $500 on a business venture and the best idea will win a $500 Bank of New Zealand bank account.

Plus plus plus (and we're almost hyperventilating with excitement here) absolutely everyone who submits something even vaguely usable to Fuse will go in the draw to win a $50 phone card. We'll have ten of these to give away every week.